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September 2012

saucybacon:

so I googled sassy cat

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look at that sass

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cloud-bending:

shavingryansprivates:

apparently someone stole 30 million dollars worth of maple syrup in canada

i don’t have a punchline for that

now that’s what I call a STICKY SITUATION

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[TRIGGER WARNING: RAPE] Paul Ryan Said Something That Should Force Him Off the Ticket, But You Probably Didn't Hear About It → huffingtonpost.com

chibibuizel:

aboutmaleprivilege:

stfusexists:

greenstate:

Last week, Paul Ryan gave an interview in which, defending his position that there should be no excuses for abortion, he referred to rape as a “method of conception.”

Wow, right? Talk about a benign euphemism. Rape —RAPE! — is now a “method of conception.” You know, like love-making, just without the love.

There could be no greater testament to the utter abdication of responsibility by what passes for a “news” media in America in 2012 than that, despite the grotesquerie of this cavalierly callous comment, chances are better than good that this is the first you’re hearing of it.

Here, watch it — and try to figure out why this has gotten NO MAINSTREAM MEDIA play (not even here at the Huffington Post) despite it being, to my mind, a far more offensive remark than Todd Akin’s imbecilic blurt of last weekend. What, are we tired of stupid remarks about rape now, so Ryan gets a free pass?

Given the demands for Akin’s resignation from a mere Senate race when his musings on “legitimate rape” were publicized, what do you imagine the reaction would be if people were as familiar with VP wannabe Ryan’s stunning statement? Might there be a cacophony of outrage? Might there be calls for his resignation from the ticket? Might there be a focus on how fundamentally oblivious these people who would make our laws are to not just women’s but humans’ rights and dignity? Sure, there might, but then of course people would have to have heard about it.

According to the man who would be the proverbial heartbeat away from the White House, and who in any event would — given Romney’s utter hollowness — have an inordinate influence on the judicial appointments that will determine how much freedom our children get to live under, RAPE = “METHOD OF CONCEPTION.” And yet, unless you’re a frequenter of one of a dozen or so lefty blogs — or my friend on Facebook — you probably knew nothing about it.

I truly despair for the country my 14-year-old daughter is inheriting. That a remark this intensely revealing of the danger posed by this ticket can go basically unreported is as nauseating to me as the quote itself.

YOU awesome readers heard about, because I love you enough to keep you in the loop. I don’t know what the rest of the media is doing with their time. 

this deserves ten million notes.

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foresabaly:

guys i feel as ignored as

  • a white crayon
  • the first piece of bread
  • internet explorer
  • the terms of agreement
  • 18+ warning

lol lol lol lol
I can’t help but reblog this.

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junkalicious:

We live in a great culture that shames people for both having and not having sex

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after a long, hard day, kanye west finally lays down to take his kanye rest

in his kanye nest

and wakes up feeling his kanye best

and then gets dressed in his kanye vest 

to go on a kanye quest

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Reblog if you get it

tforge13:

nasuni:

hulahooplal:

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Took me a sec, but I got it.

Well don’t tag it to let everybody knOW!

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How I see men
  • Guy: Gay
  • Guy standing: Totally gay
  • Guy walking: That walk is so gay
  • Guy texting: Texting your gay lover I bet
  • Guy working out: Getting ripped for other gay men for sure
  • Two guys eating: They're totally gay for each other
  • Guy with his girlfriend: Its a ploy he's gay
  • Guy married with children: He's living a lie he's gay
  • Every guy I see: God you're gay and you dont even know it
  • The one guy I have a crush on: But what if he's straight
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IT-related acronyms and such
  • PCMCIA: People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
  • ISDN: It Still Does Nothing
  • SCSI: System Can't See It
  • MIPS: Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
  • DOS: Defunct Operating System
  • WINDOWS: Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
  • OS/2: Obsolete Soon, Too
  • PnP: Plug and Pray
  • APPLE: Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
  • IBM: I Blame Microsoft
  • DEC: Do Expert Cuts
  • MICROSOFT: Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
  • CA: Constant Acquisitions
  • COBOL: Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
  • LISP: Lots of Insipid and Stupid Paretheses
  • MACINTOSH: Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
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jadefinitelyfeel:

college should be like 50 dollars

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onslaught14:

anonymisty:

okikage:

whenever anyone complains about homestuck cosplay being “inaccurate” or “the wrong face shape/body shape/whatever”

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There’s no excuse now…

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  • Person: Theatre is stupid
  • Person: Musicals are gay
  • Me:
  • Person:
  • Me:
  • Police: So can you tell me what happened?
  • Me: He ran into my knife.
  • Me: He ran into my knife ten times.
  • Ensemble behind you: HE HAD IT COMIN'!
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