cosmo tip #282
expertcosmotips: fist his mom. fist. his. mom. FIST HIS MOM!! FIST HER!! FIST HIS FUCKING MOM YOU PIECE OF SHIT!! FIST HIS MOM!!
encasedwithinamber: nerdsforthebirds: neurophagy: sonnetstockmar: a bisexual pop group called Both Directions a pansexual pop group called All Directions an asexual pop group called No Directions a gay pop group called Backstreet Boys
cosmo sex tip #563
conversationparade: just as your partner’s about to come, press your thumb against their forehead and take away their bending
there are animals called dikdiks pronounced.. dick-dicks? no pronounced xylophone
cuntakinte: do you ever see someone and think oh my god i would like to be responsible for your next orgasm
Lesbian alternatives to the phrase "Cockblock"
spenserisbearstuffs: tarotcub: mistergatsby: herp: selflubricate: minkleburg: 1) Vagected 2) Twat swat 3) Clam jam 4) Clitorference 5) Beaver impeder 6) Taco blocko 7) Scissorception this has been a post stop the world i want to get off Clitorference hahaha. Taco Blocko… just one moment please… user has passed on from too much laughter CLAM JAAAAAAMMMMMM
imjustonekid: Mom saw porn on the dash. “Are those people’s butts??” “Ohhh, it’s just my dash so I can’t control what people put on it…so it might’ve been.” (it was clearly butts) “Well, you should put a message on there that says ‘no butts please’.” OKAY. EVERYONE. NO BUTTS PLEASE. NONE. NO BUTTS.
neoputa: i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs
shavingryansprivates: anrdew: cool ranch doritos sex what’s the difference that’s right there isn’t one actually, andrew, sex is the physical act of the insertion of a male’s sexual organs into a woman’s, while cool ranch doritos are a flavored corn chip.
michaelceratops: osointricate: I wonder what President Lincoln would think about there being a movie about him killing vampires. “whats a movie”