April 2012
March 2012
if i had a penis i would probably put cute stickers all over it
*when i have a penis i will probably put cute stickers all over it
Lex, if you’re gonna have a penis, you’re going to need to learn Penis Etiquette, and rule number 72 is No Stickers.
First I can’t stay awake, now I can’t sleep?
“Hey Jesus, how much do you love me?”
“This much!”
“Aw, that’s nice!”
“Jesus are you okay?”
“JESUS NO!”
asdfghjklasdfghjkl
omfg
woke in the morning feeling like a kitty
see my litterbox and girl you know i’m going to make it shitty
before i leave brush my teeth with my own ballsack
get distracted by the curtains cause i’m a fuckin’ cat
i’m talking
peticure on my toes, toes
shedding on all your clothes, clothes
throwing up little bird bones, bones
etc
-lord $teve
reblogging this for @glasscatfigurine
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