If you’re dating someone, is it really hard to give them conversation and occasional sex?
Taco bell is bad, but puns are amazing.
Have an Acceptable Solstice, everyone!
Creative Writing assignment:
Write a short story that teaches about something you know more about than anyone else in the class.
I’m testing an awesome web app I found on lifehacker.
I love random waves of sadness/depression.
Good thing I’m so used to dealing with them!
So far today I’ve dealt with George’s mom from Seinfeld and Rodney Dangerfield.
Not really, but they sound like them.
- yuki: god dammit Carmen Sandiego why are you not working you worked a few days ago ugh
- Myop: ...is it missing carmensandiego.dll?
- yuki: what
Oh that’s right sometimes there is gay porn here
This Valentine’s day, I sure am wasted.
So what inspired this adorable rhyme?
2 parts vodka, 1 part lime”.” —Karen Walker (via jonloge)
I don’t have missing e at work so here’s my reply to you:
I don’t even follow porn blogs, just people *cough scudmuffins cough*
Porn is reserved for twitter >.>;;
Tumblr is too NWS to view at work today D:
Am I really so boring that I have to pry conversation out of most people? This is getting old.
- Me: Ticket services, Kevin speaking, how can I help you?
- Customer: Hi, I'm <x> and I'm a snowbird who lives in Boca part time. We're looking for information on the opera radio stations down there. Do you have any information?
- Me: Er, no ma'am, I do not.
- Customer: Do you know where I can get more information on the opera stations down there? On the radio?"
- Me: Unfortunately, I don't know.
- Customer (in an amazingly happy voice): You're very unhelpful, goodbye