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December 2011

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Dec 31, 20112,294 notes
Dec 31, 20112,290 notes
Dec 30, 201124,386 notes

If you’re dating someone, is it really hard to give them conversation and occasional sex?

Dec 30, 2011
Dec 30, 2011254,504 notes
Dec 30, 201114,372 notes
Dec 29, 201110,646 notes
Dec 29, 2011493 notes
Set Fire to the Rain

tyleroakley:

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God bless the Internet.

Dec 28, 2011117,134 notes
Dec 28, 20118,619 notes
Dec 28, 201171,185 notes
Dec 27, 201119 notes
Dec 27, 20115,884 notes
NO TACO BELL BAD.

Taco bell is bad, but puns are amazing.

Dec 27, 2011
Dec 27, 201183,637 notes
Dec 26, 2011289 notes
Dec 26, 20111,874 notes
Dec 25, 201136,868 notes
Dec 25, 20114,403 notes

Have an Acceptable Solstice, everyone!

Dec 25, 2011

hedgehogula:


Creative Writing assignment:

Write a short story that teaches about something you know more about than anyone else in the class. 

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Dec 24, 201120,472 notes
Okay so why not

I’m testing an awesome web app I found on lifehacker.

Dec 24, 2011

I love random waves of sadness/depression.

Good thing I’m so used to dealing with them!

Dec 24, 2011
#I am not actually this angsty #Forgive me I just ended a 1.5 year relationship #Ignore me
Dec 23, 201123,137 notes
Dec 22, 201143,300 notes
Characters

So far today I’ve dealt with George’s mom from Seinfeld and Rodney Dangerfield.

Not really, but they sound like them.

Dec 22, 2011
Play
Dec 22, 2011
Dec 21, 20111 note
Reblog with your height.

yukishiido:

slenderman-feeds-my-cats:

lollydove:

christmasbooty:

subjugglators:

derolaughingalonewithhisharley:

maxcos:

6’0

5’3 1/2

5’10

5’3…………….

5’10”

5’5 3/4” or something like that

5’5 3/4

5’4”.

6’3” - 6’4”

Dec 21, 20114,088 notes
I am SUCH A NERD
  • yuki: god dammit Carmen Sandiego why are you not working you worked a few days ago ugh
  • Myop: ...is it missing carmensandiego.dll?
  • yuki: what
Dec 21, 2011
browsing tumblr in the middle of the airport

bigbigtruck:

Oh that’s right sometimes there is gay porn here

Dec 21, 201182 notes
Dec 20, 20115,270 notes
Dec 19, 20112 notes
Dec 18, 20111,450 notes
#I don't watch Community yet but this was hilarious
“Roses are red, Smirnoff was tasted.
This Valentine’s day, I sure am wasted.
So what inspired this adorable rhyme?
2 parts vodka, 1 part lime”.”
—Karen Walker  (via jonloge)
Dec 17, 201166 notes
@curlyhairskinnyjeans

I don’t have missing e at work so here’s my reply to you:

I don’t even follow porn blogs, just people *cough scudmuffins cough*

Porn is reserved for twitter >.>;;

Dec 17, 2011
Dec 17, 201147,996 notes

Tumblr is too NWS to view at work today D:

Dec 17, 2011
Dec 15, 20111,027 notes
Reblog if it's okay to befriend you.
Dec 15, 2011182,417 notes
Dec 14, 20113,474 notes
Dec 12, 2011
Dec 12, 2011133,330 notes
Dec 12, 20112,372 notes
Sigh.

Am I really so boring that I have to pry conversation out of most people? This is getting old.

Dec 12, 2011
Dec 10, 2011231 notes
I just... what
  • Me: Ticket services, Kevin speaking, how can I help you?
  • Customer: Hi, I'm <x> and I'm a snowbird who lives in Boca part time. We're looking for information on the opera radio stations down there. Do you have any information?
  • Me: Er, no ma'am, I do not.
  • Customer: Do you know where I can get more information on the opera stations down there? On the radio?"
  • Me: Unfortunately, I don't know.
  • Customer (in an amazingly happy voice): You're very unhelpful, goodbye
Dec 10, 2011
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