December 2011
If you’re dating someone, is it really hard to give them conversation and occasional sex?
Taco bell is bad, but puns are amazing.
Have an Acceptable Solstice, everyone!
Creative Writing assignment:Write a short story that teaches about something you know more about than anyone else in the class.
I’m testing an awesome web app I found on lifehacker.
I love random waves of sadness/depression.
Good thing I’m so used to dealing with them!
So far today I’ve dealt with George’s mom from Seinfeld and Rodney Dangerfield.
Not really, but they sound like them.
derolaughingalonewithhisharley:
6’0
5’3 1/2
5’10
5’3…………….
5’10”
5’5 3/4” or something like that
5’5 3/4
5’4”.
6’3” - 6’4”
- yuki: god dammit Carmen Sandiego why are you not working you worked a few days ago ugh
- Myop: ...is it missing carmensandiego.dll?
- yuki: what
Oh that’s right sometimes there is gay porn here
This Valentine’s day, I sure am wasted.
So what inspired this adorable rhyme?
2 parts vodka, 1 part lime”.” —Karen Walker (via jonloge)
I don’t have missing e at work so here’s my reply to you:
I don’t even follow porn blogs, just people *cough scudmuffins cough*
Porn is reserved for twitter >.>;;
Tumblr is too NWS to view at work today D:
Am I really so boring that I have to pry conversation out of most people? This is getting old.
- Me: Ticket services, Kevin speaking, how can I help you?
- Customer: Hi, I'm <x> and I'm a snowbird who lives in Boca part time. We're looking for information on the opera radio stations down there. Do you have any information?
- Me: Er, no ma'am, I do not.
- Customer: Do you know where I can get more information on the opera stations down there? On the radio?"
- Me: Unfortunately, I don't know.
- Customer (in an amazingly happy voice): You're very unhelpful, goodbye























